I had the strangest dream - I was writing a blog

There's a few things that justify not writing in this blog for a month:

1. The most obvious would be alien abduction...such a cliche that I'm not going to talk about it.

2. Training at a level I didn't realize I could train. And this is just the leetle bebeh beginning.

3. Laziness created by #3. Let me rephrase - too tired and worn out and sore to be able to sit upright without those metal things that hold up mannequins. Draw your own conclusions.

4. Around-the-world trip for research into outdoor photography and a fulltime gig working for National Geographic. (I had to stick in a little fantasy.)

5. Practicing for my swim in the bathtub warm and clear waters of Lanzarote. (I think I spelled that wrong so that, obviously, is false.)

Going back to the couch to eat meal #8b.